According to a leading sex researching outfit, the Berman Center in Chicago, 50% of American women “currently use sex toys or have tried them in the past.” With 150 million women in the United States that’s 75 million women who use sex toys. That’s a lot of assisted pleasuring!
This bit of news got me thinking. A lot of celebrities happen to be women, correct? And if the study says 50% of women use or have used sex toys in the past then that means 50% of female celebrities must use sex toys! (My logic is flawless!)
To confirm my conclusion I did some intense research. I googled “celebrity sex toys.” Here’s what I discovered:
- Eva Longoria of being married to San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker fame is a Rabbit fan. When interviewed by Self magazine she said “I bought my first vibrator three years ago. It’s a shame I didn’t discover it sooner. Now I give Rabbit vibrators to all my girlfriends. The best gift I can give them is an orgasm.” Female celebrity that uses sex toys +1!
- Teri Hatcher of Desperate Housewives fame enjoys toys. In a Howard Stern interview “She said her vibrator has beads inside it and works well. She says she puts herself in various positions when she masturbates, but never while wearing high heels.” Female celebrity that uses sex toys +2!
- Halle Berry of Catwoman fame uses sex toys. When spotted at a sex shop she was quoted as saying “you can’t forget your sexuality…you can still embrace your body.” I’m not sure what that means, but I think translated that means “I enjoy sticking vibrating objects into my vajayjay” Female celebrity that uses sex toys +3!
Learning this was fine and dandy, but being ever curious I wondered what about the other celebrities out there. I know 50% of them use or have used a sex toy, but being in the sex toy business made me wonder, what would be their sex toy of choice?
After spending months of research I have unearthed what vibrator each of the following celebrities might use. Using a mix of CSI Miami profiling skills and celebrity gossip readings I have created a sex toy profile for each celebrity which has a 99.85% chance of being maybe correct.
I present you the findings of my research: 7 Female Celebrities and Their Vibrators
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Personality Profile
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Vibrator: Triple Stimulation Vibrator
2. Lindsay Lohan
Linsday Lohan Personality Profile
Lindsay Lohan’s Vibrator: I Rub My Duckie Pirate Personal Massager
3. Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton’s Personality Profile
Paris Hilton’s Vibrator: Hello Kitty Pocket Rocket
4. Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere’s Personality Profile
Hayden Panettiere’s Vibrator: Mini Dolphin Strap-on
5. Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Personality Profile
Lady Gaga’s Vibrator: Water Buddy Taffy Tickler
6. Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes’s Personality Profile
Katie Holmes’s Vibrator: The Cone Vibrator
Oprah’s Personality Profile
Oprah’s Vibrator: The Gold Plated Lelo Yva
Appendix A: Supporting Photos
Sarah Jessica Parker’s love of multiple forms of stimulation:
Lindsay Lohan just wants her childhood back:
Paris is a big fan of Hello Kitty:
Hayden’s love of dolphins:
Lady Gaga only loves weird stuff:
Katie likes different unique experiences:
Oprah likes expensive things like her corporate jet:
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