Top 10 Craziest and Freakiest Japanese Sex Toys
Friday, October 08th, 2010 | Author: Pedro

Just a disclaimer. This post is not for the faint of heart or safe for work (meaning NSFW!).  Instead of the normal adult sex toys you might be familiar with we have something even better, Japanese sex toys.  ”Wait a minute,” you are thinking to yourself. “Don’t the Japanese just make Civics, Playstations, and digital cameras?”  Nope my friends, that’s not all they make.  In my humble opinion the Japanese are one of the most sexually repressed people in the world.  The result of this is the most fantastic, kinkiest, and most technologically advanced sex toys on the planet.  Don’t believe me?  Then you are in for a treat.  We’ve chosen 10 of the craziest Japanese sex toys we could find.

Depending on your level of kinkiness you might not find these toys all that CRAZY, but at least we did or found them extremely amusing. Our friends from the East have definitely implemented some serious innovation to the sex toy industry. Without further ado here are 10 of the craziest and freakiest Japanese sex toys (make sure to look through all and see if you spot what all these toys have in common…bonus points will be awarded):

1. A10 Cyclone R1 Unit Combo

Also known as the Robotic Masturbator and Controler Set, but we think of it as a Juicer but for your privates. A Juicer that includes a remote control as well. Awesome!

This A10 Cyclone R1 Unit Combo gives you everything you need to have the best sexual experience of your life! Let the power of BOTH the R1 base unit and the Cyclone create the amazing sensation of a blowjob and other feelings. The Cyclone races around your member at incredible speeds, yet gently caresses you to a state of impossible pleasure.

Price to experience the genital Juicer: $160

Just in case you thought this picture was a photoshopped image.  See the A10 Cyclone in action:

2. Virgin Meiki Aoi Chihiro

The tag line for this device is “experience the first time, every time.”  That just about sums it up.

We all remember our first time. And this deluxe onahole has been designed to create the sensation of deflowering a virgin. The realistic Virgin Meiki Aoi Chihiro comes with a hymen and red vaginal passage, as well as hips for gripping.

Price to deflower this leg-less upper torso-less virgin: $96

3. Ona Max Revolution Sex Machine

Again we have to wonder what is Japan’s fascination with genital food processing hybrid machines.  If I didn’t know any better I’d probably try to make a smoothie with this before sticking my penis in it. But alas, another sex machine.

The Ona Max Revolution is the most adaptable and stimulating sex machine on the market, and only available for export from Japan at Kanojo Toys. The Robotech Thruster is good, but at twice the price you get ten times the functionality, including TWO internal 6V rotators that vibrate and massage your member as the piston works its magic. It has to be seen to be believed.

Price to have magic applied to your member: $258

I didn’t believe in the 10x functionality so I dared to see it.  And now I share what I saw with you:

4. Rolling Fella Bomber

Not only is Japanese sex technology interesting, the names are pretty cool as well. The device is a bit freaky looking, like a head on a stick or pink Pacman looking to bite off your member.  But it looks like it gets the job done.

If you want the feeling of real fellatio without having to do any of the hard work of courtship, then you should just reach for the Rolling Fella Bomber. It might look a strange color but don’t let that put you off. This ingenious device has a deep mouth to swallow your member – and a powerful moving tongue to tend to your needs. With strong or weak speed adjustment, this must be one of the best electric fellatio toys on the market. Easy to use and maintain, roll this onto your penis and bombs away!

Price to have bombs dropped on your penis: $75

5. Mangekyo Mami Hairy Onahole

Apparently translated  this product also goes by the name “Double Hold with Bush toy.”  Definitely not as catchy as “Mangekyo Mami Hairy Onahole.”

It’s not a secret that some of us like a hairy bush. Some guys prefer it totally shaved; others like it real and furry. It’s just about taste. However, most adult toys only give us hair-free fun. Where has the realism gone? Well, the Mangekyo Mami Hairy Onahole is here to insert some bush back into the equation.

Price to get some bush added to the equation: $78

6. High School Girl Used Panties

Have you heard the rumor that Japanese men love high school girls panties?  Well this “toy” confirms it. Though besides sniffing them, I don’t know what else you really could do with them…maybe wear them on your head?

As the Japanese say, only the blind could not have a thing for Japanese high school girls. Come on, you’ve all thought about it, right? Well, now your fantasies can come to life with the High School Girl Used Panties, simulation underwear designed to tantalize and tickle your dirtiest thoughts!

Price to tickle your dirtiest thoughts: $26 (that’s a bargain!)

7. CandyGirl Jewel Rosa F Japanese Love Doll

These aren’t your average $5 blow up doll.  These dolls are featured on television specials about those who want companionship but don’t want to deal with all the “talking” that apparently comes with a live woman.  They are also perfect for those same guys who can’t meet and seduce women the normal way everyone else does.  What else can you do with these high end sex dolls? Take them when you shower, in the bedroom or even when you go out.  Keep reading…I’m not making this stuff up.

The tallest and bustiest model made to date, the Candy Girl Jewel Rosa F is the latest top of the line love doll model from Orient Industries, and you can customize your very own right here on KanojoToys. Rosa is a buxom beauty, but with beautifully subtle features that are undeniably Japanese. Customize Rosa to be just the girl you want, with a wide selection of faces and hairpieces that are all different, but fully interchangeable. Being made of 100% silicone, Rosa is soft and lifelike to the touch, and incredibly flexible and posable to suit your special tastes.

All of our dolls are waterproof and will be fine in the bath with you (submerged up to the shoulders), or simply posing by herself. Rosa’s silicone breasts feel extremely soft and realistic, as does all of her skin. It’s smooth without the drag you typically feel on latex when you touch it. Because she’s 100% silicone, the skin is seamless in the joint areas, making her look more real than any other love dolls out there.

The Grip Frame has tighter joints that can be moved and kept in that position for the best poses. This is ideal for taking photos, or simply for having more secure positions such as on her knees or standing (with support). The Free Frame has less tightness for those who want a freer feel. You can even choose your own hairpiece.

For your hands-on experience, the Rosa set comes with a hairless “Boing” body hole designed just for her. The body hole is extremely high-quality and durable, and provides amazing sensations for your special moments. If needed, choose an additional “Styler” body hole (has a tighter grip).

Can you guess how much it costs to take home Rosa to meet your parents?  Maybe $500?  $1000?  Nope.

Price to to enjoy bathing with the world’s sexiest rubber ducky:  $10,019 plus $2,094 for shipping

Perhaps you don’t believe that this doll is that lifelike. I didn’t think it was possible…until I watched the video demo:

8. Boin Splash Breasts

Just so we’re clear in the photo above…the breasts on the right are real and that monstrosity on the left is the sex toy.  I don’t know if they are trying to fool me, but the Boin Splash doesn’t look anything like the boobs on the right.

For fans of breast sex (paizuri), the Boin Splash will keep you satisfied again and again. These two generously sized breasts have ample curves and pert nipples. Just touching them is often enough to get us off.

I’d be scared out of my mind if I saw any girl that looked like the image above.  That is just not right, but I’m sure it feels interesting, nonetheless.

Price to be pleasured by 2 mounds of plastic and a cheese grater: $71

9. Triple Pleasure ultimate Onahole

All the essentials you’ll need. This toy doesn’t mess around. The best parts of a woman without any of that extra baggage that’s normally included!

The Triple Pleasure is the most complete onahole ever, including a usable mouth, vagina, and soft breasts. Best of all, there’s an internal vibe to top it all off and give you even more pleasure. Use her breasts and finish on her face, or do it the other way around! You have plenty of options with Triple Pleasure.

Price to be tripled pleasured by Quasimodo’s sister: $102

10) Wind God Soft Type Penis Wrap

When I first saw the picture I thought “cool it’s a penis handiwipe.”  Again I was wrong.  It’s assisted unnatural penis enhancement!  A tool that maybe particularly appealing to Japanese men (not normally known for Godzilla-sized penises). This not only helps them gain the girth they’ve been wanting their whole life, but it has an image of a god on it too!

The Wind God Power Soft Type Penis Wrap is a great accessory for any man who would like to add some vroom to his womb broom. With this amazing silicon wrap-around you gain a noticeable increase in girth that she is sure to go bonkers for. That’s because the rough dekoboko surface gives all new sensations combined with your own thrusts.

And what’s more, the surface is emblazoned with a “Wind God’ design that is not only inspiring and motivational for anyone who wears it, but it’s sure to tickle her fancy in ways that ways that you never expected.

Price to add some vroom to your womb broom: $121 (plus it comes with a stylish carrying case)

Bonus Question:

Congrats if you made it down through all those crazy Japanese sex toys.  Our question to you is did you notice the trend with all the sex toys we featured?

That’s right, they are all for men!  Apparently Japanese women are so satisfied with their men they have no need for toys, unlike their unsatisfied western female counterparts.  You earn 500 bonus points if you picked up on that trend.  Give yourself a pat on the back.

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